Beware, Waistline. Here Comes The Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt!

Friendlys grilledcheeseburgermelt

 And I thought the KFC Double Down was ridiculous.

In an attempt to rid the world of health and vitality, Friendly's comes at us with The Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt; a burger sandwiched in between two grilled cheese sandwiches. That's right. TWO. GRILLED. CHEESE. SANDWICHES. Now, I can't lie, I tend to gravitate towards all things generally not good for me, but this gargantuan tower of complex carbohydrates kind of frightens me. Not to mention I think I'm mouth-breathing just from looking at it. If you dissect this sandwich, you're essentially eating two grilled cheese sandwiches and a burger all in one meal. Not one DAY, one MEAL. Even I don't think I can attempt that. I suppose I'd be willing to try, but I'd probably have to clear my schedule for the rest of the day. I can only imagine that my existence would resemble something like a sloth after eating that. Brace yourself, and see below for the nutrition info from Friendly's site.

1500 Cals
870 Fat Cals
79g Total Fat
38g Saturated Fat
180g Cholesterol
2090mg Sodium
101g Carbs
9g Dietary Fiber
4g Sugar
54g Protein

2090 mg of sodium? 101g carbs? Jesus. After the bloat and hypertension wear off, I guess you'll be fine. And you DO have that 54 grams of protein and 9 grams of fiber to keep you going…

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