Stay hungry, be smart
No but really. I’ve been sitting here staring at this screen for a while and trying to come up with something poignant to say. I got nothin. I mean…it’s just kind of cliche to talk about resolutions, and now it’s become cliche to talk about NOT having resolutions. So what […]
I could tell you the names of all the people I know who have been affected by breast cancer. Those who died. Those who survived. Those who continue to fight. But we all have that list. And we all walk for that list. Every year in September, we come together […]
I have been waiting for just the right moment to talk about this. THAT MOMENT HAS COME. Maybe it’s because I have a lot of #ads coming up, one that I posted recently that did HORRIBLY, or maybe it’s because I see the troll-like comments on my fellow influencer friends’ […]
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m a little sick of Instagram. I’m sick of the way it makes me feel lately. It’s like an emotionally abusive boyfriend who I keep running back to. Do you feel the same? Take this quiz and find out! Please answer yes or […]
For those of you who don’t know, one of the many issues I face is anxiety/insomnia. It blows. But…it makes for very entertaining and useful blog posts for you so…you’re welcome. It’s currently around 5:30 am. As I was browsing around Instagram just now, I came across one post that […]
Another year, another social media “holiday”. Though at least this is one I can get really behind. Bacon was the first thing I started blogging about almost a decade ago, and while I agree that it’s seen moments of bastardization (looking at you, Bacon Soda), I still believe it’s one […]
Over the weekend, I ate a plethora of shitty chain food. And when I say shitty, you should know I mean “delicious”, at least by my standards. After receiving some rather unkind comments on social media, it led me to address a particular issue when it comes to food preferences. […]
You’re probably thinking…what the hell is she talking about? Does she mean chicken leg?? No, no I don’t. I’m referring to my skin-grafted leg, which some of my friends have dubbed “the ass leg”. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, read this first. Now that you’re caught […]
Here we are, a few days into 2018, and already there’s a bunch of dumb shit happening on the internet. For example, this thing about Logan Paul and his awful decision to post a YouTube video where he stumbled upon a dead body in Japan’s Aokigahara Forest aka “Suicide Forest”. […]
Another year, another blog post about my hatred for NYE. If any of you are having trouble adjusting to the fact that today is New Year’s Eve, I feel you. Sneaks up on me every year ever since I turned about 27, but it’s amazing how I just don’t care […]
