Rants

Personal, Rants, Social Media

Happy 2020! What Can I Say?

No but really. I’ve been sitting here staring at this screen for a while and trying to come up with something poignant to say. I got nothin. I mean…it’s just kind of cliche to talk about resolutions, and now it’s become cliche to talk about NOT having resolutions. So what […]

Food and Drink, Rants, Social Media

In Defense of the #Ad

I have been waiting for just the right moment to talk about this. THAT MOMENT HAS COME. Maybe it’s because I have a lot of #ads coming up, one that I posted recently that did HORRIBLY, or maybe it’s because I see the troll-like comments on my fellow influencer friends’ […]

Personal, Rants, Social Media

Why Instagram Can Fuck Right Off in 2019

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m a little sick of Instagram. I’m sick of the way it makes me feel lately. It’s like an emotionally abusive boyfriend who I keep running back to. Do you feel the same? Take this quiz and find out! Please answer yes or […]

Personal, Rants

#TBT – The Pastrami Leg

You’re probably thinking…what the hell is she talking about? Does she mean chicken leg?? No, no I don’t. I’m referring to my skin-grafted leg, which some of my friends have dubbed “the ass leg”. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, read this first. Now that you’re caught […]

Current Affairs, Rants, Uncategorized

2018: Stop Hating and Be Better

Here we are, a few days into 2018, and already there’s a bunch of dumb shit happening on the internet. For example, this thing about Logan Paul and his awful decision to post a YouTube video where he stumbled upon a dead body in Japan’s Aokigahara Forest aka “Suicide Forest”. […]