Where gluttony is no longer a sin.
Something you should know about me: I don’t love seafood. I don’t hate it, but I don’t love it. A pile of freshly steamed lobsters is not something that gets my heart pumping. They’re a lot of work, and the last time I tried to shell one I almost lost […]
I know I moved like, a month ago, but this is the beauty of working for myself: no one cares. No one cares about what I do, yet everyone cares about what I do. I figure it’s this way because they also care about what 409,857 people are doing too. […]
I’d like to preface this post by saying that I now understand why people hate moving so much. It is an absolute bitch. It is an even bigger bitch if you are a homeowner and renting it out. Yes, you heard right. I own a condo in Williamsburg (Brooklyn, not […]
You’re probably thinking…what the hell is she talking about? Does she mean chicken leg?? No, no I don’t. I’m referring to my skin-grafted leg, which some of my friends have dubbed “the ass leg”. If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, read this first. Now that you’re caught […]
