Let’s take a moment and give thanks. Thank you Canada for making something as delicious as poutine. And thank you America for giving me the inspiration to make something unhealthy even unhealthier, on my favorite holiday. I actually came up with this recipe a while ago, and I’ve been sitting […]
Recipes
Recipes from The Skinny Pig
Broken Face Recipe: Doritos Cream Cheese
OK. Enough is enough. I am so sick of this diet, you must allow me to rant like a lunatic. I have gone from being thankful and creative to being bitter and hungry. ALL. THE. TIME. I want to chew like a normal person. That’s all. I’m going to eat […]
Broken Face Recipe: Quesarito Lasagna
This is real. Nothing has ever been more real. Well, maybe the struggle is. With 3 weeks to go, I am starting to get a bit antsy. I miss crunchy tacos and I DON’T EVEN LIKE CRUNCHY TACOS. I mostly just miss my beloved Taco Bell. So, during an unfortunate battle with insomnia, I […]
Broken Face Recipe: Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese Omelette
Last night I did something stupid… I tried to eat wings.
Broken Face Recipe: Oreo Milk (and Cookies)
I don’t know that you can call this a “recipe”, so much as it is something I did as a child and it translates well to my needs at the moment. With 4 weeks left, I am sort of able to chew…still needs to be soft and mushy things, but […]
Broken Face Recipe: Mashed Tater Tart with Bacon and Caramelized Onions
Did you actually think I was going to make it that long without finding ways to get bacon in my system? Please. This isn’t amateur hour. So, this was inspired by my friend Kevin’s birthday. He fucking LOVES potatoes. I initially said I was going to bake a cake out […]
Recipe: Chicken Blueberry Chopped Salad – Courtesy of Redpack
Here’s something some of you new readers may not know about me: I love to cook. LOVE LOVE LOVE. I don’t post a ton of recipes on here anymore though, because I’m usually too wrapped up in the actual process to write down what the hell I’m doing. But when […]
Thanksgiving Potluck Perfection: Roasted Baby Potatoes with Cippolini Onions
As much as I love the holidays, it is definitely a hectic time of year. So profound, I know, but when you need a simple potluck recipe or side dish, I will get the last laugh! Potlucks are fun, but they can be a bit trying especially if you know […]
Falafel and Hummus Recipe
I love falafel and I love hummus even more. I seriously could eat hummus every day. I love the garlicky, nutty texture and this one is especially nutty because I sprinkled in some toasted pine nuts (totally optional). I also used canned beans because I felt they mash up better […]
Hurricane Cookies
NOM NOM NOM Ok other than the fact that I made these during Hurricane, ahem, Tropical Storm Irene last weekend for a party, there's nothing inherently "Hurricane" about them, but they are definitely a hurricane of flavor. Ahh sorry that was bad, even for me. Peanut butter, chocolate chips, and […]