In this reel, I decided to poke fun at the way influencers speak, specifically those of the Gen Z variety. I’d love to say this was specific to Gen Z, but it’s not. I find myself using “literally” when it does not mean literally, all the damn time. And I am…an […]
Silly Stuff
4 Things I’m Loving This Week
In honor of America taking the day off (I think people still do that, right?), I thought I’d share a light and breezy roundup. Not everything I write has to be intense but MY GOD don’t we love an intense rant? Soon. Truth be told, I want to start sharing […]
Answering Your Questions: Part I
Because I couldn’t answer all the questions from Instagram Stories’ new Questions feature, I decided to answer them here. And I mean all of them, so if you asked one, it’s on here. Pls note that the camel questions were in reference to the photo I posted from Dubai many […]
In Defense of Dominos, Taco Bell, and Olive Garden
Over the weekend, I ate a plethora of shitty chain food. And when I say shitty, you should know I mean “delicious”, at least by my standards. After receiving some rather unkind comments on social media, it led me to address a particular issue when it comes to food preferences. […]
NYE in NYC and Why I Just Won’t
Another year, another blog post about my hatred for NYE. If any of you are having trouble adjusting to the fact that today is New Year’s Eve, I feel you. Sneaks up on me every year ever since I turned about 27, but it’s amazing how I just don’t care […]
Broken Face Diet: Rice to Riches & Frozen Pizza Compresses
Happy Friday all. I’m not doing so great over here. I have started “jaw exercises” and I’m not going to lie to you. They suck. A lot. HAR HAR JAW EXERCISES WHAT CAN THAT BE. I have to pry my mouth open, hold it there, and then ice it. This is what […]
The Dabblers Take Miami
In yet another post brought to you by my friend Greg, I give you…the Neon Party and other random acts of foolishness in Miami. Just barely dodging Tropical Storm Isaac last weekend, Greg invited a bunch of us down to Miami for his 28th birthday. Why? I think the better […]
Pie Flurry? Mini Mac? Behold The List of Secret Fast Food Items
If you are a true connoisseur of junk food, this bit of information will probably be of interest to you. Slashfood has created a list of all the "secret" unlisted menu items from your favorite fast-food joints. This includes items that "aren't on the menu anymore," and I have added […]
New Heinz Ketchup Packets?
It’s a typical Sunday morning in NYC. I wake up around 11:30 AM, sit around for about an hour, and then I head out for brunch somewhere. I usually don’t go overboard with my brunch spot; it’s usually a bar nearby or a diner – I’m easy to please. However, […]
The Baconator Trial
The burger that’s so monstrous, they had to give it a robot-superhero name. I can see it now: Jack Black is… "THE BACONATOR." What better way to start off The Skinny Pig than with a post about bacon? Well, being a Skinny Pig, a Wendy’s fan and a bacon fan, […]