KFC’s Double Down Makes It’s Debut April 12th

Double Down KFC

I feel like this thing needs some sort of intro music – with it's striking appearance and dominating name, I give you, THE DOUBLE DOWN. *cue music*

You can thank KFC for this one – it's their newest gut-busting sandwich consisting of all things that make me go mmmmm. The inner contents make up your normal bacon, egg and cheese, but here's the clincher: it's sandwiched between two pieces of FRIED CHICKEN. Seriously?? Was the bacon, egg and cheese on a roll getting heat for not being tough enough? Holy hell. And I know this looks like something that would be featured on thisiswhyyourefat.com, but I would totally try it. I'm just THAT curious. Or that fat.

The Double Down will be coming to a KFC near you on April 12th, weighing in at 540 calories and 32 grams of fat. Counting calories? Well then you shouldn't be reading this. But if you are, you can get the Grilled Double Down for 460 calories and 23 grams of fat. With something of this calibur, why even bother making a grilled version? That moronic mentality goes hand in hand with the double-bacon cheeseburger and diet coke bit. GO BIG OR GO HOME.

One Comment

  1. I boycott KFC- but perhaps I’ll attempt to make my own organic version. Probably with more calories….

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